Here at Balderdash!, we know that life is an intolerable tangle of despair—one personal or societal or environmental calamity after another, each cascading and blending into the others over and over again without mercy until the lights go out. We also know that filthy language can be a powerful tool for easing the perpetual suffering of an existence to which none of us gave our consent.
That’s why the R&D team down in the Balderdash! Laboratories has been hard at work on something special for our existentially imperiled subscribers. Today, we present TWELVE new swear words that have been rigorously tested to numb the pain of human consciousness by 0.00001%! Tired of those stale, old curses you’ve been spouting when you stub your toe or have your accounts hacked by teenaged scam artists or witness the general downfall of human civilization? Then try out some of these groundbreaking masterpieces in therapeutic profanity:
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