Oh, no. Not again. Seriously? You FORGOT Mother's Day? What's wrong with you, you monster?
And wait, what's that? You ALSO forgot that tomorrow is Edward Lear's Birthday, a.k.a. National Limerick Day?! Is there no end to your forgetful, negligent depravity?
Luckily, your friends at Balderdash! know that you're a deadbeat slacker. And thus, just like last year, we’ve already prepared to bail you out from your inevitable failure.
Give Mom the special day she deserves by presenting her with one of our famous Mother's Day Limericks. Below, we’ve revived last year’s instant classics. BUT we’ve opened with three brand-new bits of maternally-themed doggerel perfection. Each poem has been carefully calibrated by our R&D (Rhyme and Doodle) Department to produce feelings of warmth and love while also triggering a temporary amnesia about how much of disappointment you are. Sure to pair nicely with your mother's ninth mimosa today, these limericks are guaranteed to secure your position as Mama's favorite child.
